Wednesday, 22 July 2009

Synchronicity (Psychic Molestation 2.0)

Preparation

Ok what you are going to need to do is give up masterbating for the duration untill you complete this part but to be honest I consider it to be a bit like creating potential energy. Like the longer you go without masterbating the more attracted to the other person you are going to feel and the more sexual energy you will ooze but once you have completed this first part it should stay with you forever. Now if anyone has ever heard of speed seduction which was devised by Ross Jeffries (Formaly known as Paul Ross when he was in the Conservative Party for Satanism and enjoy'd pissing off right wing christian chatshow hosts) it is basicly a form of covert hypnosis in which you
  1. Create a feeling or emotion in a girl.
  2. Anchor that feeling or emotion to a word or touch.
  3. Fire off that anchor to all your hearts delight untill you girl is so horny she wants to rape you.

Now this sounds a lot easier than it really is and takes a lot of hard work to master and involves you completely changing your personality for it to become believable. Now one of the biggest problems with Synchronicity is that once you get into this girls timing you have to find a way to will yourself to feel horny and turned on which is not an easy thing to do at a drop of a hat. So here's what you're gonna do.

  1. First stop masterbating untill looking at your grannie's knitting monthly magazine starts to make you feel like your gonna empty your nutsack.
  2. Find a nice quiet place where nobody will find you with your pants down and get in a nice relaxed mood (just like the way a chick does cause your gonna have to learn to understand how a woman feels) and pull down your pants so your willy feels the breeze.
  3. Now start watching some porn but resist the urge to touch yourself. Try and really concentrate on what your feeling and try to get really turned on. Now that little horny feeling that you are feeling in your groin area is ENERGY! Feel its shape how it moves in time with your breathing and try to learn how to focus on it and increase the feeling with your focus.
  4. Now here's where the Anchoring part comes, first pick any action you want (I rub my pinky on my left hand cause its easy to do in any situation without looking weird) and this is going to be your magic button and as you are a) watching porn to keep the lust going b) feeling that horny energy feeling c) and performing your anchor, try and feel the horny feeling in your anchor also.

Now because we are guys and we are not so much a slave to our emotions like women its gonna take quite a bit of practice before your created your own little magic turn on spot. And you can create anchors in yourself for just about anything I might add. Think of Pavlov's bell which he rang everytime he fed his dogs and afer a while all he had to do was ring the bell and the dogs started to salivate.

Synchronicity

Now the fundimental part about the preperation is that you learned to understand a) how to percieve your sexual energy and how to store it up and b) give yourself a little magic button to fire the ignition.

  1. First and foremost you cannot drink alcohol, cigarettes blunt your spear slightly but alcohol or any kind of downer can seriously hamper your results. Weed helps your focus on your energy quite substantialy as long as you are pretty understanding about your own energy feilds in the first place but unless you consider yourself pretty good at this stuff in the first place it might just confuse you.
  2. Get that girl in your peripheral vision. Don't stare at her its very rude and off putting.
  3. Now what you want to do is start to try and breath in time with her but not just that, you have to feel that energy feild around your solar plexus which is the place you would normaly feel "the butterflies" and just like you practiced feeling that feeling in another place when you practiced you anchor try to feel her solar plexus energy feild and breathing also and try to become the dominant force (there really is no other way to describe it). You'll know its working when for example: you take a big deep breathe and you see her do likewise and you go in your head "HOLY SHIT ITS WORKING SHE JUST MOVED" and you feel that adrenaline rush, just let it flow through you and relax you further instead of going "WHAT IF ITS JUST A COINCIDENCE?" and fucking up your confidence. You want to get as focused into the moment as possible because the more you're feeling it, the more she will.
  4. Now once you feel your connected fire your anchor and focus on how your breathing changes to much deeper breathes and will her to feel exactly as you are. Now this mind sound weird but you're going to have to pretend your cock is a vagina and try to feel the way you want her to feel. You want to be focused on yourself and her at the same time and feel like you are one. Again you'll get the "HOLY SHIT ITS WORKING SHE JUST MOVED" but instead the adrenaline will make you feel even more hornier and you'll feel like a fucking P.I.M.P.
  5. At this point I must say it is different with every girl how they like their psychic nether regions to be touched up, It helps if you also try to think what they should be thinking like "Oh my god I'm so horny WTF who is that cute guy over there? Uh huh i hope he comes over and talks to me" A favourite technique of mine is to rise all your energy UP UP UP UP in the breathe in and DOWN DOWN DOWN hard into her vagina on the way down like she is holding in the urge to let out an orgasmic groan.

The proof of the pudding is in when you all of sudden see these girls go all quiet and start crossing their legs and looking rather flustered. At this point you should go talk to them still with that feeling and project it deep into her eyes. The adrenaline rush you'll get from this will be massive but again just fire it down into your loins and she'll feel it too. When your talking to her just focus on that warm fuzzy feeling your getting and let your just voice ooze it. Now there is no way you'll ever be good enough to just make a girl want to rape you without you even having to do anything physical yourself.

If you are shy you're going to have to get over it and take a leap of faith. Maybe you'll fail, maybe you'll succeed it doesnt matter cause what really matters is you got off your ass and tried to improve your situation. Well as I accept I am no supreme being or master teacher I'll accept any comments or ideas anyone has themselves about this and for anyone who thinks its a load of shit I've allready given my scientific explanation but if you want to actualy do it yourself your gonna have to take your mind out of the limiting beleif system of only your 5 senses. I myself beleive in 7

  1. Sight
  2. smell
  3. taste
  4. touch
  5. hearing
  6. thought
  7. emotion

Because a sense is a perception so if our thoughts can lie to us (which they regularly do) then they are not us. If you learn to seperate yourself and get right to the center of your being then you'll find you become much much happier as a result and will be no longer confused or ashamed at thoughts or feelings you assume are your own as they are only a condition of your environment.

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