So I'm sitting in the waiting room and I thought I'd try out my new and improved synchronicity technique I call the 'Voodoo Dildo' on one of the cute receptionists.
Cute Receptionist: Hey I think there's something wrong with me I can feel my heart speeding up
Other Recpetionist: What do you mean?
CR: Its like I've got an adrenaline rush and I can feel my heart beating really fast
OR: Maybe you've got high blood pressure?
CR: Well its like when I've had too many red bulls but I haven't had anything like that... not even a fizzy drink or anything.
She then proceeds to measure her heartbeat and I turn the heat onto overload with the affirmation that its working. Also since she was focused on her heartrate I found it easier to get into her breathing pattern.
CR: Wow its 100 bpm
She goes online and checks out that the average is 72bpm.
HowToConASewer: 1
Cute Receptionists Composure: 0
I credit this new developement to Stolides method of scanning with a hand coming out of your third eye but instead of a hand I got a phallus (and it vibrates haha.) ontop of that I have the mantra 'Voodoo Dildo' which I have anchored to the feeling of an orgasm which helps me keep focus. I aspire to give women orgasms at a thought is anybody with me?
Monday, 17 August 2009
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